The Incredible Honduran

Today was Team Ramrod's last kickball game of the season. The game went something like this:

We might actually win this one.

We are going to win this one.

We are getting our asses kicked.

We are going to lose AGAIN.

Hey omg we totally kicked ass and caught up.

OMG we're going to win!

OMG OMG Emma scored a run making 8-7!

No really, OMG Emma scored a run.

And Emma is running around and jumping like an idiot because OMG She scored a run.

Oh wait but we let them score and now we're tied.

Yeah so we tied our last game 8-8.

But really all that matters is that I SCORED A RUN.

Team Ramrod Game 5

Team Ramrod 3
There is no I in beer 6

The other team was mad because we actually gave them a run for their money. They talked lots of shit but it got thrown right back in their face.

They tried to spoil or fun, but come on, we're team Ramrod. WE ARE FUN.

Here are a few pictures from last night and furthermore proof that I am just as fun and crazy sober.

Taking a picture with the cry baby team and STILL having fun:



The Birthday Boy and Snippy aka our Team Captain and pitcher:



Santi and Yours Truly:




And NO, I didn't drink. Haha, told you. YES, I still did have just as much fun if not more. I also learned that alcohol plays no part in my kickball skills, I still suck either way.

Oh and if Snippy gives me persmission I'll post a video of her pitching and getting frustrated. This kickball thing people, sometimes it gets serious.

Dear Team Ramrod

Aka Snippy and Santi (because this if for you two specifically).

Im REALLY not drinking tonight.

I am not going to drink until Dentist comes to town and takes me out on a date and this is one promise to myself that I want to keep. I need to test my strenght and what better way to do it then to NOT DRINK?

Looks like you guys are going to have to cover the lush part tonight and don't worry I still have chatter box and slut covered. I will also crack a few jokes about balls REALLY LOUDLY. You're welcome.

So please support me and have a little faith in me K? THANKS.



GO TEAM RAMROD!

Do you remember what today is?

Shakira night! Im so excited.

In other news Team Ramrod was defeated again last night. Santi and Snippy report the score as 8-0 I had a message from one of The Jerks we played last night, no really that's their name. He said the score was 11-0 but that we were a lot fun and that our catcher aka Bob was funny as hell. She really is funny when she plays kickball.


I also have to report that Im quite smitten with Dentist. Now if only he lived in Austin, but that can be forgiven seeing as him being away has to do with him completing Dental school. Im all up for long distance as long as in the end I become a Dr's wife. haha

I really like him though, I like him as much as I did the first time I saw him in Government class senior year. Im drooling almost as much now as I did back then, ok maybe a little more because he's going to be a dentist.

Ok Internet, seriously. I like him a lot. Just when I think he's going to dissapoint me or say something stupid, he says something wonderful and leaves with butterflies inside.

The Stats

Team Ramrod:2
Baumerz:11

Ouch. No seriously, ouch. We're all hurt.
Not to make excuses but everyone was on the injury list.

It's ok though Bob and Snippy have ensured victory from now on, their mad flirting skills, well they're going to pay off.

Snippy sometimes you just have to take one for the team, as long as it's not the guy with the lip herpes, haha.

Stats

Team Ramdon:11 Colts:1

That's right we kicked ass. Bring it on biatches!!!

The Kickball Team that Snippy, Santi, Bob and I belong to:

This is how we will look on the field:



Our theme song:
Insane In the Brain



The replacement I found if one of us gets sick:


He'll fit right in, you can tell he loves to drink and is up for kicking balls. Perfect? I think so!



One last thing, I also found these pictures when googling kickball:


Why do I have a feeling there will be a lot of that? Oh I don't know maybe cause there will be alcohol involved, yes, we'll be drinking in between kicking, catching, and throwing balls.

I guess the happy hour after kick ball will numb the injuries received. Im scared.