Tuesday, October 24, 2006

The cat lady minus the cats

My life is BORING.

- up at 5 .m.
- work from 7 a.m. - 6 p.m.
- no more alcohol
- no boys
- no sex
- church
- no more kickball
- bed by 10 p.m.

Seriously, I need some help. The lack of alcohol has ruined my life.

I miss drunk dialing, sex, passing out, and being hung over.

What can I say? The most fun I've ever had was when I was being trashy.


Snippy said...

I'm pretty sure I tried to tell you that's what would happen.

Tbone Stallone said...

WTF are you doing?
What prompts this, ur under 30, fucking act like it. ~Fucking rock out with your cock out.

If you're bitching about your life, and you're not being gangraped in prison or drooling in a rubber room, then you are empowered.

Don't waste talent. Let talent get you wasted.

Santi said...

I think Tbone is saying that you need to go out and give more head.

Just a thought though.