The New Funniest Thing EVER

Over Heard In New York


Why I love it so much, I love randomness, I love eavesdropping on people cause I know this is the type of crazy/funny shit that is said.

Examples:

Woman: But He's so funny when he's not having seizures.
--Delancey & Essex

Overheard by: Evan


Black Woman looking at Nacho Libre Poster: I don't want to see foreign shit. Fuck that!

--AMC theatre, 34th & 8th

Overheard by: K. Smith


Drunk Guy:
Jesus saved me already you fucking cunt!

-Park Slope

Overheard by: Braincurve

Tourist Guy: Wow. I love this city. If New York had a cunt, I would eat it.

--Times Square

Overheard by: Monzo

So there is lots of cussing and pervertedness. I like it.