Why Im not having children
Reason #1) I don't want my vagina ripped open.
Reason #2) I also don't want my ass ripped open (yes, it happens).
Reason #3) I like how my boobs and knees are not familiar with each other.
Reason#4) Tickle Me Elmo
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trusting my sunrise to be in 2007
trusting my sunrise to be in 2007
Reasons why you should just leave, NOW:
Because I cuss.
Because I talk about sex, alot.
Because Im scandalous.
Because I don't censor.
Because my writing sucks.
Because Im a bitch.
Because I talk lots of shit.
Because I will hurt your feelings.
Because I am politically incorrect.
Because I am a Republican.
Because I may cause loss of brain cells.
Because I talk about God and how he is real.
The things I'll only admit to the internet:
- Im attempting to not not be slutty and to stop drinking
- Sometimes I pass out in public.
- I drunk dial.
- I also dial sober.
- Sometimes I drink too much.
- I <3 Boy Bands.
- My first sexual fantasy involved JT.
- I like boobs, a lot.
- I am sometimes slutty.
- Im slutty a lot.
Why Im broke:
- expensive hair products
- Starbucks
- Movies
- Music
- too many bars in Austin
- Collecting Shoes
- Books
- I have a shitty car
- Bebe
- Alcohol
- Designer Jeans
- Mac Eyeshadows
- Bare Essentials
- not having a boyfriend
The shit I keep on blabbing about:
- Audio (1)
- Bitching (21)
- Boobs (4)
- Clean Fun (15)
- Drunkeness (24)
- God (1)
- Guilty Pleasures (10)
- heart (8)
- Inappropriate (16)
- Kickball Madness (7)
- LMFAO (15)
- Maturing (7)
- Midland (13)
- Musica (13)
- Operation: Hotness (5)
- Prayers (6)
- Randomness (44)
- Sluttiness (19)
- Stupid Sluts (9)
- Suckness (39)
- the boob tube (1)
- Weekends (17)
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