Fucking red eye

My eyes are extremely red, they have been all day. They are so irritated cause of my allergies. It's extremely hard for me to stare at my computer monitor for longer than a few minutes. So there is my excuse for a crappy blog today, you happy?

No I don't have herpes of the eyes, or pink eye, or some other type of infection. My Optometrist said my eyes needed rest and to wear my glasses until the irritation goes down.

Now I can blame my lack of social life on having to wear glasses. I mean I did spend over $300 on some hip Gucci frames, but man I don't care how cute and expensive glasses I are I look like I dork. I'm not sexy in glasses.

So yeah thanks allergies! I appreciate it. I'd take snot, phlegm and sinuses over having to wear these stupid glasses any day. Fuck! Seriously Id look hotter with snot running down my nose than with these glasses on my face.