The biggest idiot alive
= ME!
I just noticed that I didn't have my cell phone on me. I start looking everywhere for it, and I can't find it! Im freaking out because it's my work cell phone, and I've already had one stolen previously.
My heart is racing, I feel sick to my stomach and I decide to call it and THEN:
There vibrates the little sucker, on my desk, RIGHT IN FRONT ME!
Yeah, Im losing it.
2 comments:
See what happens when you stop drinking?
I concur. I think it definitely means. . . YOU NEED A DRINK.
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