Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Why I babysit on ocassion

BEST. FORM. OF. BIRTH.CONTROL. EVER.

No humans coming out this cooter, ANY TIME SOON, if EVER.

It also helps that I haven't had sex in FOREVER.

Yay for no ripping of my sweet sweet vagina.

Cause I know that's the mental picture you needed, and on that note sweet dreams.

1 comment:

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

this comment is not specifically geared toward this entry (although "cooter" has to be one of the alltime great words), but more of a general opinion of your blog.

Terrific!

Why is it all the blogs from Texas, I read, are so damn good?