Addictive Personality
Apparently the personality that God has blessed me with is Addictive.
I get addicted to everything. This would explain why I go to Sephora and spend $200 at lunch, cause really internet I needed all those beauty products. It also explains why everyone is surprised I haven't had anything to drink in 21 DAYS, but again Im not counting.
So I give up alcohol (but only for a couple of months) and now Im addicted to something else, Altoids Sour Chewing Gum, sour apple flavor to be specific.
Hello yumminess.
Hello one tin in less than a day, hello raw toungue.
Now I can blame my not getting any on having a raw toungue, cause really who wants to make out with someone who's toungue appears to be a playground for the herpes virus?
Damn you sour gum at least alcohol got me laid.
2 comments:
I am addicted to hydrocodone, not quite as work-friendly, but just as yummie.
As a child, I ate so many sour patch straws that the roof of my mouth felt like roff shingles. i would eat the blue straws and then pretend to drown in the pool, with my blue lips. My mom loved that.
Babe, you DON'T need $200 worth of beauty products.
John
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