On becoming old

You know you're old when you can only make it through two days of ACL, you want to go but your tired body just won't go.

You know you're old when you decide it would be better to save your money on the Shakira weekend and do something more responsible with it.

You know you're old when you're working out and your back pops loudly.

You know you're old when you can't get out of bed for work in the morning because your back has given out on you.

You know you're old when you're all drugged up on pain killers and muscle relaxers.

You know you're old when you have to miss your kickball game because you're not allowed to put any strain on your back for the next two weeks.

You know you're old when you're going to stay home all weekend catching up on tv and reading because you're back is fucked.

Wow, I love this getting old business. Im sure I'll croack by next week.