I bet Zach never did the Dirty Sanchez

The New York Daily News reports:
Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us. We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez." Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

TMZ.com has obtained a preview of Dustin's Diamond's soon-to-be-released adult film.

Im the first one to admit that geeks are totally hot but man this is just wrong.

Why Dustin Diamond, Why? Why did you have to ruin the sanctity that is Saved By The Bell. Didn't Mario Lopez ruin enough of it for all of us?

I mean we all thought AC Slater was a nice guy but then he cheated on his super hot, beauty queen wife. Well now Mario Lopez is a bad ass on Dancing with the Stars. He pisses the judges off every week because he always breaks the rules, but Mario Lopez is really awesome dancer. I mean don't you remember?



That's how he got all the chicks in Saved By The Bell highschool.

That Mario Lopez is a rebel he pisses off the judges every freaking time. He breaks the rules, he makes the super proper 80 year old I have a stick up my ass judge MAD. It's funny.

But look at how GOOD he is:


Yeah well he's that good because he practices all Day, EVERYDAY. It's bad when other Delebrities make fun of you for having nothing else other than Dancing With the Stars going on in your career. Jerry Springer was calling AC Slater out.

All I have to say to Jerry is STFU, I don't see you doing a naked shower scene on Nip Tuck.



Really though, please TV People no naked Jerry Springer scenes. It's enough you screwed up the Saved by The Bell Kingdom, Leave my image of Jerry alone.