Here's your monday humor

You're supposed to laugh assholes, you know that was funny.

I happy to report that I made it through another weekend without any liver damage. I went to 6th to celebrate the weekend victory and I said no to lots of free drink and meaningless sex offers. I also didn't snort any lines of coke and just took a couple of crack hits*

I need my crack internet so don't jugde me. I bet you didn't wake up early to go to church sunday morning, so shut it.

*I don't do crack, it's called sarcasm.